(Because Crying on the Floor Was Getting Old)
Hi, magical mess of a human. ๐ค
I'm The Wellness Witch โ part-time glow-up magician, full-time "what the actual f*ck is happening" survivor.
Let's keep it painfully real:
Not long ago, my life hit a full-blown Disney villain origin story:
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Divorce
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Bankruptcy
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Nervous breakdown
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Existential crisis sprinkled with just the right amount of panic attacks for spice
And there I was, face down on the floor, ugly crying into a half-eaten cookie.
โจ But then... โจ
I remembered something:
Witches don't die.
They plot their comeback. ๐ค
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๐ฒ Cardio Was My First Spell
Every damn morning, I dragged my sorry ass onto a stationary bike in my living room.
One hour.
No excuses.
No applause.
No motivational soundtrack telling me I was "crushing it."
Just me, my broken heart, and the stubborn decision to keep moving even when everything inside me begged to stay broken.
Fun fact:
At first, I wasn't "glowing up."
I was just sweating, swearing, and occasionally ugly crying into my sports bra.
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๐ง Sweat, Tears, and 30 Kilos of Emotional Baggage
I didnโt just lose weight.
I lost 30 kilos โ and with it, years of heartbreak, fear, and other people's bullshit they had dumped on me.
Every drop of sweat was a receipt.
A receipt for every betrayal, every broken dream, every "you're not enough" I had swallowed.
Was it glamorous?
No.
It was sweaty, messy, and most of the time I looked like a soggy raccoon on wheels.
But somewhere between sobbing, pedaling, and swearing at the universe,
โจI found myself again.โจ
Stronger.
Lighter.
Wilder.
And ready to burn down anything that didn't serve my highest self.
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๐ก๏ธ Birth of the Wellness Witch (And the Glow-Up Armor)
You see, witches donโt wait for a hero.
We become the hero.
(And obviously, we need something badass to wear while doing it.)
So, I started designing my own sportswear.
Not just any sportswear โ
Glow-up armor built for sweaty cardio witches, heartbreak survivors, and phoenixes-in-progress.
โจ Clothes that whisper: "Youโre unstoppable, bitch" even when youโre crying on a bike. โจ
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๐งน Welcome to The Wellness Witch Blog
If you're here looking for:
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Perfect meal plans โ๏ธ
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Toxic positivity โ๏ธ
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"Just think happy thoughts" โ๏ธ
You're gonna be deeply disappointed. ๐
But if you're into:
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Real AF glow-up magic ๐ช
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Self-care spells that actually work ๐ช
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Turning your scars into superpowers ๐ช
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Laughing, crying, sweating, and thriving (sometimes all at once) ๐ช
Then baby โ welcome to the coven. ๐ค
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๐๏ธ PS: Wanna Level Up Your Glow Even Faster?
If youโre vibing with this messy, magical ride โ
you'll LOVE my podcast Level Up Your Selfie! ๐๏ธโจ
Itโs where we spill the tea, embrace the chaos, laugh through the healing, and turn our lives into magical masterpieces (one slightly unhinged cardio session at a time).
Good vibes only โ but donโt mistake that for sugarcoating.
๐ Tune into Level Up Your Selfie here:
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๐๏ธ Oh, and one more thing...
If youโre ready to dress like the unstoppable queen you are โ
check out my Glow-Up Sportswear Collection made for heartbreak survivors and comeback legends. ๐๐ก๏ธ
๐ ๐ Peep my Glow-Up Sportswear Collection Here โ Built for Sweat, Tears, and Total World Domination.
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โจ You are the Potion.
You are the Spell.
You are the Freaking Magic. ๐ช
Time to ride your destiny, babe. ๐ดโ๏ธ๐๐ช๏ธ
๐ย Follow my Cardio Healing Journey on Insta โ Warning: May cause unexpected inspiration.
And as always โ
Extra rainbow sparkles upon you.
And good vibes only.ย ๐
Angelina Mi Lajki
