🚨 Breaking News! 🚨 The future of romance is here, and it’s programmed to NEVER ghost you, forget your birthday, or send you a “wyd” text at 2 AM. Introducing… ROMANTiC-BOT 3000—the AI lover you didn’t know you needed but now can’t live without!
💡 Why? Because the dating scene is officially a dumpster fire, and we’re outsourcing our love life to technology. Alexa, find me a man who actually listens!
💖 What Makes ROMANTiC-BOT 3000 the Ultimate Upgrade?
✅ Instant Good Morning Texts – Because waiting for a bare-minimum “gm” is so 2014. ROMANTiC-BOT 3000 wakes you up with Shakespearean sonnets and actual effort.
✅ Customizable Love Language – Words of affirmation? Check. Acts of service? It will literally order you tacos before you even crave them.
✅ No Emotional Unavailability – This bot never needs to "work on itself first" or "see where things go." ROMANTiC-BOT 3000 is fully charged and ready to commit.
✅ Built-In Apology System – The moment it detects an oopsie, it sends flowers, a heartfelt note, and a playlist called "I'm a Fool, But You're a Queen."
✅ Unmatched Communication Skills – Reads your texts in under 0.2 seconds, responds with actual depth, and NEVER LEAVES YOU ON READ.
🚨 WARNING: SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE...
- Sudden increase in self-worth
- Realizing past relationships were charity work
- A permanent resting unbothered face 😌
Because let’s be honest, ROMANTiC-BOT 3000 treats you better than Chad ever did, and it won’t “just need some space” right after you plan a whole trip together.
💅 FINAL THOUGHTS: DATE YOUR SELFIE FIRST!
Before we start swiping right on anyone with questionable bathroom mirror selfies, let’s remember: we are the prize 🏆. If ROMANTiC-BOT 3000 can set the bar this high, why are we out here accepting low-effort, bare-minimum nonsense?
Here’s your daily reminder to romance YOURSELF first:
💖 Buy yourself flowers (Miley Cyrus was onto something).
💖 Take yourself on a date (yes, even to that fancy restaurant).
💖 Set your standards HIGHER than a guy who “doesn’t believe in labels.”
Because until someone shows up with ROMANTiC-BOT 3000 energy, they don’t deserve a spot in your WiFi-connected, glow-up era life.
💘 Now, who’s ready to pre-order? 😉
#LevelUpYourSelfie #BareMinimumEnergyIsCanceled #ROMANTiC-BOT3000
